{"id":9052,"date":"2026-11-05T11:47:50","date_gmt":"2026-11-05T11:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/?p=9052"},"modified":"2026-11-05T11:47:50","modified_gmt":"2026-11-05T11:47:50","slug":"mi-cunado-me-vacio-una-cerveza-en-la-cabeza-durante-la-parrillada-de-mi-suegra-mi-esposo-exigio-que-se-disculpara-pero-el-lo-empujo-y-me-ordeno-sentarme-lo-que-nadie-sabia-era-que-yo-habia-sido-cam-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/?p=9052","title":{"rendered":"MI CU\u00d1ADO ME VACI\u00d3 UNA CERVEZA EN LA CABEZA DURANTE LA PARRILLADA DE MI SUEGRA. MI ESPOSO EXIGI\u00d3 QUE SE DISCULPARA, PERO \u00c9L LO EMPUJ\u00d3 Y ME ORDEN\u00d3 SENTARME. LO QUE NADIE SAB\u00cdA ERA QUE YO HAB\u00cdA SIDO CAMPEONA NACIONAL DE MMA\u2026 \u00a1HASTA QUE MI CU\u00d1ADA ENCONTR\u00d3 UN VIDEO Y COMENZ\u00d3 A GRITAR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>MI CU\u00d1ADO ME VACI\u00d3 UNA CERVEZA EN LA CABEZA DURANTE LA PARRILLADA DE MI SUEGRA. MI ESPOSO EXIGI\u00d3 QUE SE DISCULPARA, PERO \u00c9L LO EMPUJ\u00d3 Y ME ORDEN\u00d3 SENTARME. LO QUE NADIE SAB\u00cdA ERA QUE YO HAB\u00cdA SIDO CAMPEONA NACIONAL DE MMA\u2026 \u00a1HASTA QUE MI CU\u00d1ADA ENCONTR\u00d3 UN VIDEO Y COMENZ\u00d3 A GRITAR!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>La cerveza fr\u00eda me empap\u00f3 el cabello mientras las risas recorr\u00edan el patio.<\/p>\n<p>Mi cu\u00f1ado Derek estaba frente a m\u00ed, sosteniendo una lata vac\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u00a1Ups! Parece que se derriti\u00f3 la princesita \u2014se burl\u00f3.<\/p>\n<p>Mi suegra Diane solt\u00f3 una risita desde su silla.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Claire, no exageres. Es solo cerveza.<\/p>\n<p>Yo permanec\u00ed en silencio.<\/p>\n<p>Pero mi esposo Ryan se levant\u00f3 inmediatamente.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Derek, disc\u00falpate con mi esposa.<\/p>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/?p=9051\">parte2<\/a><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MI CU\u00d1ADO ME VACI\u00d3 UNA CERVEZA EN LA CABEZA DURANTE LA PARRILLADA DE MI SUEGRA. MI ESPOSO EXIGI\u00d3 QUE SE&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":9053,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9052","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9052","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9052"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9052\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9055,"href":"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9052\/revisions\/9055"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9053"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9052"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9052"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saborencasa.delicedcook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9052"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}